So, when I was eleven, it occurred to me that if I wrote my own books, I could then reread them at my leisure. I never really wrote a complete book, of course. I would start one and keep rambling on with it till I outgrew it and then I would start another. All these early writings are forever gone, though I remember some of the details quite clearly.
i'm not sure how many people realized it at the time, but the man was a damned troll.
so, i'm going to start with this on pdf, if i can't find it at the goodwill shop.