ESA
JESSS
MY HEAD IS MELTING
OW.
Jessica Amber Murray
hungover? i find caffeinated pop works the best, despite it being exactly the opposite of what science claims in the matter.
just tell me if you're coming or not so i can plan.
ESA
coming where?
Jessica Amber Murray
greely.
ESA
I think i'm too gross
Jessica Amber Murray
s'all good, no pressure.
ESA
can we do it on a not-so-hungover day?
Jessica Amber Murray
sure. they're always home, they need very little notice.
ESA
ugh the subletter guy bailed.
Jessica Amber Murray
fuck. well, you've got like 800 other people.
ESA
yeah but he was kewl
I forgot about my uke lesson
slept in until like 230
Jessica Amber Murray
you forgot your doctor's appointment too, i guess. maybe you can use that as an argument.
ESA
OH SHIT. yeah I forgot that. fuck
fuck. going to mac's milk is the hardest thing in the world right now.
Jessica Amber Murray
just yell out the window. ooh! you should set up one of those tin can telephones with the store and put a pulley system on it.
ESA
yeah
fuckit. I look like shit.
and whenever I leave I see so fucking many people I know
its so annoying
Jessica Amber Murray
are you coercing me to buy you pop and bring it up?
ESA
no.
hahahha no
I can do that myself.
BTW
ALMOST THREESOME
LAST NIGHT
They keep failing through though. I'm very mad about that.
Jessica Amber Murray
so,
it was, like, sequential sex, then? i can't even handle sex with one
person, a threesome would probably make me vomit out of self-conscious
fear.
ESA
hahaha
buaahahahahaha
well. no. I tried very harrd to make it happen
and lenin was down, but then he was not down.
Jessica Amber Murray
so, no sex at all? geez, i was excited for a second.
ESA
what do you mean no sex?
OF COURSE THERE WAS SEX
haha
hahahabuahaha
a true lady does not kiss and tell
Except I think I already did.
Jessica Amber Murray
that other guy you brought home seemed like the type, but i'm not sure i could really imagine lenin having sex.
ESA
haha. seemed like the type ?
the sex type?
Its so funny, he was like in love with me when I was 19
he was so excited and disbelievgin the whole time.
Jessica Amber Murray
yeah, seemed kinda playery.
ESA
I like worship sex. its kinda my favorite.
yeah I dunno if he's player now. He didn't used to be. he was such a dweeb.
Jessica Amber Murray
i
just can't do it. it's almost impossible to explain. like, when i have
sex dreams, i have a vagina and it involves insertion. it's real in the
dream state. i just don't know how the fuck to use a penis. so when i
was having sex when i was younger i'd basically just sit there and
watch, i'd totally disassociate. anyways, i'm glad you got laid. high
five.
ESA
wooohhh
you should get a strap on vagina
I guess its not the same.
lololol
Jessica Amber Murray
not
at all. it makes dating and one night stands and everything else such a
dead end, though, that i don't bother. about the only way i know how to
pleasure somebody is with my fingers and mouth.
ESA
well then.
most people don't know what they're doing with their dinkie anyways
so its basically useless.
and yeah I also made up a new word
Jessica Amber Murray
what's the new word?
ESA
dinkie
likes like winky. except not.
Jessica Amber Murray
dinkie is definitely not a new word, it's what i called it when i was a kid.
ESA
that's winkie!
are you sure? oh well whateva
Jessica Amber Murray
absolutely sure. because my mom thought dinkie was cute and dink was crude, so that was the permitted official terminology.
ESA
LOL
