so, i've got my border pass interview on thursday and i have to admit
 i don't know how i'm going to get over that bridge to the enrollment 
centre. i've been sending out emails and calling people all month, and 
nobody has a good answer for me.
the thing is that the 
bridge is closed to pedestrian traffic. somehow, the bridge became 
privately owned, which makes the owner liable. there were some suicides 
in the 70s from jumpers, and the owner had to pay out, and it's been 
closed to pedestrians and bicyclists ever since. i'm going to avoid 
ranting about property rights, other than to note that none of the 
governments in the region at any of the levels have had anything but 
problems with the guy. i mean, he has a monopoly on cross-border traffic
 that can't fit through the tunnel, which is virtually all trucks 
amongst other things, and he hasn't really been responsible about it....
so,
 they're building a publicly owned bridge in reaction, but it won't be 
done until like 2020. i should be able to take my bike on that one, but 
it's also way out of the way. you'd have to think the operator will make
 some changes when he gets some competition. until then, i simply can't 
walk over the bridge.
the tunnel is also closed to 
pedestrians and cyclists because it doesn't have a sufficient walkway, 
which is a court case i'd probably win if i bothered, but it's a lot of 
effort i don't really have to expend. it does have tunnel bus service, 
which is what i'd have to use to get across the river when i want to. 
most of the places i'd want to get to are then within walking distance 
up woodward avenue, but i may want to go to pontiac from time to time 
and i'd have to take the bus for that. if i find myself doing that 
often, i'll probably get a worthless bicycle and lock it somewhere near 
the tunnel in detroit. i mean, they won't let bikes on the bus either, 
unless they're disassembled into a bag, which is really outrageous. i'd 
probably want to take one of the tires with me back and forth...
so,
 the problem is that i'm going to show up at the border crossing on 
thursday morning and not know how to get across. i'm HOPING the border 
guards will just drive me over, but i'd like to get some verification of
 that. if i can't, my plan is going to be as follows...
1)
 i'll show up to the earliest tunnel shuttle across and hope the border 
people either let me walk to the enrollment centre or escort me there. 
hopefully, that's worked out before 6:00 am. 
2) if i get sent back, i'll have to walk to the bridge and ask them to get me over there somehow.
the
 instructions that the center provides just assume i'll have a car. in 
fact, the primary purpose of this exercise seems to be to get my plates 
on film.