thrown under the bus

ESA
hey

going to Windsor on the bus at 7pm

mondayu

arriving in Windsor at 5:30 am on Tuesday

Jessica Amber Murray
alright. remind not to plan anything with you again. i'll probably hitch tomorrow, not sure i want to meet up.

ESA
TOMORROW?

we said Monday anyways

You didn't seem like you wanted me to tie you down anyways.

are you fucking kidding?

Jessica Amber Murray
well, i don't want to take the bus. you could have told me this last week. i would have left already. whatever.

ESA
wtf.

thanks for letting me know that. Didn't know you were waiting around for me. Jesus.

You didn't tell me your plan. Guess I'm not the one who is bad at planning.

I didn't know that you wanted to/ were comfortable going there yourself. Or maybe I thought it was a friend thing. I dunno. I'm hearing like a bajillion different things from different people and I can't keep track.

Whatever. I don't need to justify myself. If you don't want to meet up, and you're mad at me, then you can just add yourself to the list. I don't fucking care.

Jessica Amber Murray
it was absolutely a friend thing, but i told you i can't afford / don't want to pay for the bus. you buying a ticket means i'm hitching, because i can't/won't pay for it. i'm mildly irked for being planned around, but i'm more irked about you making plans with me and then at the last minute ditching me. and as mentioned i could be there right now and have already rented something by now.

ESA
ugh sorry. I'm all confused. Im super stressed about my landlord.

and also fucking shows all over the place

come over for wine later if you want. and don't be mad at me. i'm sorry

Also my mother basically made the plan for me. And she is confusing.

whatevah doesn't matter. that just sounds super sad and pathetic.

I played last night at the mercury lounge. and this morning from 9 to 12. I got like one hour of sleep and got home and read your message. So also sorry for being defensive.

Jessica Amber Murray
you're going to do what you want, and you have no responsibility to listen to me at all. i hope you enjoy your bus ride. but i do feel mildly betrayed, and i don't forget things. i'll have my laptop there. we can maybe meet up. but i think i'm exclusively interested in finding my own space right now. past actions imply future ones and whatnot.

ESA
Wow. You're the least forgiving person ever. and you don't care about my stress level/ or all the other stuff I've been trying to figure out. I am way busier than you, and very scatter brained. Good. Past actions imply future ones. I apologized. The decent thing is to try to work past it, and not write people off.

HA. That means our friendship is over.

Good on ya! I'm going to sleep.

I'm not saying our friendship is over, but if you think you can never forgive me, then it is.

I'm going to sleep. If you want to talk about it later, I'm available. If not, I don't know what to do.

Jessica Amber Murray
get some rest, erin. i'm just not excited about living arrangements with somebody that is willing to, and apologies for an untimely metaphor, but throw me under the bus on a whim. that doesn't mean we can't have a few drinks together if we're both in the same area.

i have rockstars for later, but i'm sleepy too and need a short nap. and very unshowered. text me when you get up?

ESA
you don't know me at all apparently.

You could work on being more clear.

You're assuming that I meant to ditch you. Like I had malicious intent.

I don't really want to live with insensitive people.

Trying to leave that shit in Ottawa.

Or at least people who use extremely intense metaphors describing a mistake I made.

When you clearly stated that you would even prefer to hitchhike alone, because you'd get there faster.

I told my mom I was hitch hiking, and she offered to lend me 84 dollars for a bus ticket.

goodnight

I can't express myself. This is all too upsetting.

Especially that you're even coming to Windsor in the first place. That's the most perturbing of all.

Jessica Amber Murray
i've only known you for a few months, it would be remarkable if i *did* know you at all. but, i don't really want to argue about this. you've decided to take the bus. that's your choice. that's fine.

ESA
ha.

I guess we have reached some sort of an impasse.

Jessica Amber Murray
well, you could still hitch with me instead of take the bus by yourself, but i don't want to coerce you into doing something you don't want to do, either.

ESA
illuminous is coming with me.

But you didn't even think about him. That was all on me to figure out.

Jessica Amber Murray
well, he's following you down there because he's in love with you, so it's your responsibility to figure that out.

that's fine, things will likely work out better that way.

ESA
Whatever I hope that's not true.

Jessica Amber Murray
you're right, he's going for the job opportunities. i don't even know if i'm going to like windsor. i may end up in waterloo or st. catharines.

ESA
did you get my last message?

You would have liked it a lot. I realized it didn't send.

I was like "Ok, you're maybe a bit right."

and also "lollll about the job opportunities"

And I will have a chit chat with Sir A.

Jessica Amber Murray
*runs around in circles bashing head on multiple walls*

ESA
LOL.

Oh god I'm laughing too hard now. ugh lack of sleep. I'm fucking high

Jessica Amber Murray
go to sleep!

ESA
I have to wait until my eyes are closing or else i'll get all spinny and paranoid

account info

from: Jessica Murray <death.to.koalas@gmail.com> 
To: stepmother's email address

account #: *********************
branch no: *****
institution no: ***  (scotiabank)
swift code: *******

they said there would be a charge if you tried to use a different bank, but not if you did it by walking into scotiabank.

j

how i learned to live with the tornado

ESA
should I be concerned about this tornade watch thing ?

Jessica Amber Murray
yes.

ESA
what do I do ? ? ?

Jessica Amber Murray

i'm not sure exactly, but it should involve working yourself into a paranoid rage somehow about something you have absolutely no control over.

ESA
...

thanks.

PARANOID RAGE CANNONS.

absolutely leaving on monday, definitely. maybe.

ESA
so we're still leaving Monday/

i literally don't have any moneyz

now I don't have a choice but to hitch

whats the best time to go ?

Jessica Amber Murray
whenever, really. makes no difference to me. well, it's probably more tactical to leave early if we want to get there in one day.

ESA
k lets leave at 7am

Jessica Amber Murray
woah. k.

ESA
yesterday i went to bed at 6pm and slept until now

so i feel q

so guilty.

Jessica Amber Murray
i assume you meant am. feel q? i actually need to get some shit in order today. if we walk up to tunney's we can get on the back of the 97 and hitch from outside stittsville. take the 7 as far as we can, then get down to the 401.

ESA
lol no. i meant 6pm.

Jessica Amber Murray
i was talking to you at like 8:00 and you said you were going to asylum. whatever, not important. have you resubleted? is illuminous hitching as well?

ESA
I'm not gonna keep waiting around for him to decide what he wants to do on Monday. Ok I can feel myself getting pissy. Time to eat.

He doesn't seem to be very proactive. and that pisses me off a little bit.

I don't know what illuminouss is doing.

according to FB

i also got up at like 9:50

and then i got up.

oh i was taking a nap

Jessica Amber Murray
ok, well..we'll talk before monday morning.

ESA
k

i think my perspective is slightly different than the people that i'm going with. i've been thinking about this for a few days and am going to try and articulate what *i'm* thinking and why *i'm* going.

i was reading up a little this morning on the idea of a temporary autonomous zone, which is a concept that developed out of the post-left critique of traditional anarchist thinking. it seems to be the idea that the occupy movement was conceptualized around. whilst living within everything that's around us, and the apparent hopelessness of fighting against a system that protects itself with drone strikes and riot police, is there a way to carve out a small space that allows for the experience of real freedom?

southern ontario is a bubble that's developing in the collapse of industrial civilization. from the perspective of a factory worker with a family to feed, this is a catastrophe. from the perspective of an artist that rejects the concept of wage labour, it's an opportunity to grasp upon. i want to walk in to this vacuum, this growing autonomous region, and help build an entirely different way to exist.

so, i'm in the process of blowing my life up and starting over somewhere else.

i'm moving to somewhere in southern ontario super soon. august 1st, maybe. i'm hitching out of town on monday with some friends to check out places in windsor, but i haven't entirely committed to moving precisely there yet. to start off with, i've never even been there before. seems a little impulsive to make that choice without visiting first, and i'm not a really impulsive person.

other possible destinations are niagara and waterloo.

why? the simple reason is that the cost of living in these places is drastically lower. i don't particularly want to leave ottawa for a small town, my preference would be for a larger city, but it's clear at this point that i cannot live the lifestyle i want to live in a city that is this expensive.

two of these places have other advantages. windsor is very close to the music scene in detroit; waterloo has a university i've always wanted to hang out at (and train access into toronto). niagara appears to be the cheapest of the three.

staying in for the night, but why am i getting tracers?

ESA
are you going to asylum tonihgtÉ

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Jessica Amber Murray
that accent acute is a little unnecessary.

i think i need a jessica night.

ESA
my keyboard switched to French. its supposed to be a question mark. yeah, I don't want to either, but I promised dylan.

Jessica Amber Murray
i'm actually a little weirded out about not remembering how we got home last night. did we walk? cab?

ESA
half walked, and then cabbed

wow, I didnèt know you werrethat drunk

Jessica Amber Murray
i'm a little concerned i wasn't drunk. did i pay at all?

ESA
no I think playa payed

Jessica Amber Murray
my knees are really weirdly wobbly today. i've been randomly dizzy. i'm getting mushroom trip like reality swirls.

i left my drink out a few times.

i should be more careful with that.

ESA
hangover!

i feel a little weird too

Jessica Amber Murray
it's not normal hangover stuff, though. my knees don't normally get like this, that's for sure.

ESA
sshitttt

fuck i don't want to go to the asylum...

but i need to say bye to dylan.

Jessica Amber Murray
then don't go. he can't be leaving tonight. invite him over for coffee tomorrow.

ESA
yeah but still hell be mad if i don't go.

what happened

ESA
JESSS

MY HEAD IS MELTING

OW.

Jessica Amber Murray
hungover? i find caffeinated pop works the best, despite it being exactly the opposite of what science claims in the matter.

just tell me if you're coming or not so i can plan.

ESA
coming where?

Jessica Amber Murray
greely.

ESA
I think i'm too gross

Jessica Amber Murray
s'all good, no pressure.

ESA
can we do it on a not-so-hungover day?

Jessica Amber Murray
sure. they're always home, they need very little notice.

ESA
ugh the subletter guy bailed.

Jessica Amber Murray
fuck. well, you've got like 800 other people.

ESA
yeah but he was kewl

I forgot about my uke lesson

slept in until like 230

Jessica Amber Murray
you forgot your doctor's appointment too, i guess. maybe you can use that as an argument.

ESA
OH SHIT. yeah I forgot that. fuck

fuck. going to mac's milk is the hardest thing in the world right now.

Jessica Amber Murray
just yell out the window. ooh! you should set up one of those tin can telephones with the store and put a pulley system on it.

ESA
yeah

fuckit. I look like shit.

and whenever I leave I see so fucking many people I know

its so annoying

Jessica Amber Murray
are you coercing me to buy you pop and bring it up?

ESA
no.

hahahha no

I can do that myself.

BTW

ALMOST THREESOME

LAST NIGHT

They keep failing through though. I'm very mad about that.

Jessica Amber Murray
so, it was, like, sequential sex, then? i can't even handle sex with one person, a threesome would probably make me vomit out of self-conscious fear.

ESA
hahaha

buaahahahahaha

well. no. I tried very harrd to make it happen

and lenin was down, but then he was not down.

Jessica Amber Murray
so, no sex at all? geez, i was excited for a second.

ESA
what do you mean no sex?

OF COURSE THERE WAS SEX

haha

hahahabuahaha

a true lady does not kiss and tell

Except I think I already did.

Jessica Amber Murray
that other guy you brought home seemed like the type, but i'm not sure i could really imagine lenin having sex.

ESA
haha. seemed like the type ?

the sex type?

Its so funny, he was like in love with me when I was 19

he was so excited and disbelievgin the whole time.

Jessica Amber Murray
yeah, seemed kinda playery.

ESA
I like worship sex. its kinda my favorite.

yeah I dunno if he's player now. He didn't used to be. he was such a dweeb.

Jessica Amber Murray
i just can't do it. it's almost impossible to explain. like, when i have sex dreams, i have a vagina and it involves insertion. it's real in the dream state. i just don't know how the fuck to use a penis. so when i was having sex when i was younger i'd basically just sit there and watch, i'd totally disassociate. anyways, i'm glad you got laid. high five.

ESA
wooohhh

you should get a strap on vagina

I guess its not the same.

lololol

Jessica Amber Murray
not at all. it makes dating and one night stands and everything else such a dead end, though, that i don't bother. about the only way i know how to pleasure somebody is with my fingers and mouth.

ESA
well then.

most people don't know what they're doing with their dinkie anyways

so its basically useless.

and yeah I also made up a new word

Jessica Amber Murray
what's the new word?

ESA
dinkie

likes like winky. except not.

Jessica Amber Murray
dinkie is definitely not a new word, it's what i called it when i was a kid.

ESA
that's winkie!

are you sure? oh well whateva

Jessica Amber Murray
absolutely sure. because my mom thought dinkie was cute and dink was crude, so that was the permitted official terminology.

ESA
LOL

consequences

Jessica Amber Murray
i was legit drunk last night. i vaguely remember hanging out in the park, and i remember realizing i was drunk and going home, but i don't remember how we got from the hostel back to hintonburg. as expected, breakfast this morning got cancelled. i rescheduled for supper, which means going to their place. we can likely get a ride from south keys to findley creek, but it's bussing to there. no pressure. but let me know if you do or do not want to go. (time is not really set, whenever, i'll call them back)

(drunk because no caffeine.)

i remember some drunk young lady falling all over me outside the women's washroom, and her eventually saying "have a good night, lovely" and me thinking lovely was a weird thing to call somebody. and you and etan stealing my drink. and other scattered things. but that's why i need rockstar.

ESA
lol. wtf. I was sooo wasted to.

more planning

Jessica Amber Murray
1) odsp should cover at least some of the costs of moving. it's 'discretionary'. i need to get more info on maximum amounts and how to ensure it gets covered, but i think we can rely on this for at least half.
2) my parents have some kind of voucher at sears that they're giving me. i'd like to take a run through street corners first, but whatever we can't find we should be able to grab there for free.
3) my step-mother and i had the money talk today about my dad dying. he's really concerned that i'm losing a fall-back system, and she's promised him she'll take on that responsibility. we talked about it and decided the best option is a monthly deposit into my account, which should be around $400 for starters. so, yeah, i guess i'm sort of bourgy too :P

also, they want to meet you. which is sort of reasonable given that we're kind of running away. you're invited for breakfast tomorrow morning at south keys at 10:00 (i'm going to call at 9:00). however, i TOTALLY understand why that's creepy and weird, and there's absolutely ZERO pressure to come if you don't want to.

ESA
I have a dr's apt at Carleton at 11. so I can't make it

also, I love how you call me bourgy even though I get no monetary support from my parents

my dad also said that if I move to Windsor, he will never bail me out, or help me move or support me with anything ever again

LOL. I will totally come meet your parents, but they will NOT like me at 10 in the morning.

Also, a moving van looks to be about 700 hundred

i dunno how i can get that kinda cash without selling BJs on the street

Jessica Amber Murray
yeah. that's the uhaul price. the van itself is not so much, but they charge by the kilometre. i'll call odsp tomorrow and see if they'll front it. also, what i'm hoping is if we look around a bit we can find somebody that will just rent us the van, flat fee, no questions about where it's going. if we can find that, it could be less than $100.

ESA
ooh

dunno how to find that though

Jessica Amber Murray
i don't either, i'm just hoping it exists.

if not...even if odsp only gives me like $400 or something, that's $150 each to pay. i could front that for you.

(and fwiw i totally know what it's like to have parents with money that won't give you any. mine have really turned on a dime - they've been brutal the last five years or so. i think my dad dying has really changed my stepmother's attitude towards life. i'll stop teasing you about that.)

ESA
yeah. well my dad is kinda weird about it. and my mom doesn't have any now that she's a minister

she makes like 1200 bucks a month

or something ridiculous like that

Jessica Amber Murray
yeah. my step-mom's a pretty big boss at the canadian blood services. she oversees the bone marrow transfusion division or something. works from home, even. my dad was a middle manager at the corporate tax division for the provincial government. he oversaw a team that went after businesses that didn't pay their taxes. together, they made over 200,000/year. but, when i got evicted two years ago they told me to hit the curb. i occupied their back yard and got dragged out by the cops. this recent turn of events is highly unexpected.

ESA
woahhhhhh crazy

similar situation with me

do you want fire tonight ? ?

it might be too hot.

Jessica Amber Murray
i think i don't want to venture too far or drink too much tonight. i just listed a bunch of grievances against my parents, but it was really just my step-mom that completely vetoed my dad, who wanted to let me stay, etc. this little bit of dad time is sort of important to me.

is anybody else up for fire? i could maybe stop by for a few beers later, if there's still some left.

buuuuut....do we want to throw a going away party? been thinking about that a bit.

ESA
I dunno

i'm not throwing my own. that's tacky.

illuminous is up for a fire.

Jessica Amber Murray
well, i sort of think i'd rather stay in the area, but i think i'm up for hanging out one way or the other. how much beer is left?

(is a run necessary?)

ESA
oh theres none left. lol

illuminous wants fire

I want that or jail hoste l

Jessica Amber Murray
what's at jail hostel?

open mic?

fuck, i should do an open mic before i leave, just to confuse people.

ESA
well we can do it later

ugh stupid beer stores.

close so early.

Jessica Amber Murray
yeah. well, let me know what's happening, i guess. my vote is bike down to the grocery store and split a bottle of wine in the near vicinity, but i'll accept the democratic process.

ESA
fire!

well. the grocery store is near fire.

but I dunno.

we can also drink wine in secret at the hostel

I don't have a preference

Jessica Amber Murray
i'm going to vote hostel over fire. less bugs. and i think fires are better with more people.

ESA
ok

Jessica Amber Murray
are there usually amps at the hostel? the lack of dots on this classical makes playing what i want to play frustrating.

ESA
yeah

fsho.

you can use tape.

k i'll go to the hostel.

but I don't have money for beerz

Jessica Amber Murray
ok, i'm going to need to clean myself up first. i don't want to buy beer there either. can we do this: you bike to the store, get wine, i'll pay you half when we meet. that will give me time to clean. then bike to hostel. ?.

ESA
i'm not going anywhere

but like maybe

we can make it to the lcbo in itme?

but fuckit. i'll probably find beer there .

its pretty cheap

Jessica Amber Murray
ok, let me get ready super quick - 20 minutes - and meet me outside my building at 9:30 and we'll talk?

ESA
ughmm

well i'm gonna get ready

make myself not look like crap

Jessica Amber Murray
k. ready. meet where?

ESA
etan is meeting me here at 930

Jessica Amber Murray
k. i'll be there close to that.

planning

ESA
can you set up a few viewings?

like 3?

and i'll set up 3 ?

Jessica Amber Murray
i can try early in the morning, but i'm going to be gone all day tomorrow. send me numbers/schedule?

did you talk to the rentiers about just walking out of the lease?

request

From: Jessica Murray <death.to.koalas@gmail.com>
To: sister’s email address

so i should explain what's going on.

i'm moving to windsor with the redhead lead singer in this video:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g6Jw-KqY6HE

we're just friends, by mutual declaration. for now.

why windsor? because rent is half the price. we can probably get a 2-bdr apartment for around $500. yeah. c-h-e-p. cheap.

windsor is also on the edge of one of the prime examples of the collapse of industrial civilization: detroit. windsor itself is pretty hopeless. in this vacuum of collapse comes an opportunity to try to build a better society that is free of the constraints of the existing one. that's the mandate of an artist.

she's going on odsp herself as well. and, as mentioned, she's a musician too. so the plan is to find somewhere to set up a studio, drink our faces off, record music all day, help advance the revolution and eat lots of spaghetti at 5:00 am in our spare time.

:)

getting there, though, requires somebody to drive us. you like road trips. we're not sure yet if it's august or september, but would you be willing to drive us from ottawa to windsor and then drive back?

moving expenses through odsp are discretionary, but i think i should be able to claim most of it. i just hope i can find somewhere that will rent us a big van for a flat rate rather than by the kilometre. otherwise, driving home is going to be expensive.

j

different trains

ESA
ok so trains are on sale

Jessica Amber Murray
how much would it cost?

ESA
82 bucks there and back

but we need to book it in advance a bit

Jessica Amber Murray
i don't want to pay 82 bucks. but i don't want to enforce my lack of desire to pay for transportation on you either. you guys train if you want. i'll hitch and meet you there.

ESA
haha

well i want to hitch

but 82 bucks is ridonculously cheap for two ways

Jessica Amber Murray
it might be, but it's still 82 dollars i didn't budget for and i can't really part with.

if only there were still box cars we could hitch on...

wait. my gst is late. i won't know anything about it until friday. when would you have to book by?

ESA
yeah the only thing is illuminous.

I want to hitch with you

and not illuminous. because illuminous doesn't know anything and like. its hard to hitch with 3 people

Jessica Amber Murray
it is definitely hard to hitch with 3 people. it would almost certainly have to be done by splitting and meeting. and if you/illuminous doesn't seem like a good idea, and neither of you want to hitch alone, it's an impossible task.

ESA
yea. so I might just ditch him

because I don't have the money really either

i'm not spending 84 dollars out of my 180 that I have on bus fare

Jessica Amber Murray
i was going to ask if he was sure he's coming. i'm not sure ditching him is necessary. moving to windsor for employment opportunities really isn't a good idea.

ESA
yeah

can you ask him ?

Jessica Amber Murray
i'm not really sure how to approach this either. let me think about it.

i was thinking earlier today that another way out of this may be to try and convince illuminous to invite milo. not his roomate milo. a different milo that was involved in occupy. she's also odsp. moving to windsor would make sense for her, too.

ESA
hmmm ok

Jessica Amber Murray
milo is also transgendered. she and illuminous had some kind of fling, the details of which i'm not aware of. she's living in horrible conditions in vanier, always broke - same boat we're in. i don't know if she'd be interested. it solves a few problems. four people for the house, too. (i'm sort of assuming etan can't come)

ESA
well etan will come. it just depends on when. we haven't talked since he got back

is milo cool ? can you get her to add me ?

I don't see her when I search her name. I still haven't met her.

Jessica Amber Murray
milo's a bit of a private person, i doubt she'd add you without knowing her. you can try chatting with her though and seeing what happens. i decided a while back to block her temporarily and we haven't spoken since. i don't *think* that would be a problem.

full disclosure: illuminous was mildly hitting on me for a bit as well. for quite a while. i didn't spend nearly as much time with him 1-1 as you have, in fact i tried to avoid that, and he got the disinterested message clearly. we're ok. milo and i were mutually mildly interested in each other for a while. well, we're both transgendered and ended up in the same group of friends, so that's a natural thing. but i think it's blatantly obvious to both of us that we don't have much in common besides that.

bottom line: love squares are better than love triangles. in triangles, somebody always gets hurt. squares at least allow for somebody to talk to. that's a big part of what i'm thinking, too.

ESA
lol I dunno if love squares are better

just means theres more of a chance for someone to get hurt by someone else

Jessica Amber Murray
well, i think with triangles somebody will always get hurt. i honestly don't think you, illuminous and i are stable. the presence of that fourth person is perhaps a complicating factor, but it's also a mitigating one. i'm not really convinced milo would want to go, anyways. just a thought.

actually, maybe don't text milo yet? let me think about ways to bring up the job thing.

'cause even if milo wants to come, bringing illuminous to a life of unwanted unemployment in windsor is probably not in his best interests. and if he's not able to get on odsp, it's not in ours either (you couldn't even live comfortably on welfare in a place as cheap as windsor).

ESA
lets find a place me and you

a super cheap one

Jessica Amber Murray
i kind of think that would be my preferred outcome, too.

ESA
yah.

shared observations on the queerness of existence

ESA
bahah my dad is so funny.

i was explaining to him what being transgendered is and he didn't get it, but now he does.

hes basically the funniest ever :)

Jessica Amber Murray
i don't think i get it half the time, either.

ESA
hes like so working class dad

but then when you explain shit to him he's all "whateva floats yer boat" and totally cool with everything except for churchy lesbians in their 50s.

He draws a line at their kind.

Jessica Amber Murray
my mom left my dad for a woman as well. her name was ******. i was young - 3. they broke up when i was around 6, and she got married a second time (i have a half sister). but she was a philosophy student at the time. taught me more than anybody i've ever met.

my dad's thrown out some weird comments regarding it over the years.

never *really* got over it...

this address

From: Jessica Murray <death.to.koalas@gmail.com>
To: stepmother's first address
Cc: stepmother's second address

this is the right one.

j

a drop to indie city madness (ckcu)

hey. just letting you know i exist in this city. may be a little too abstract for you. you get to decide.

http://jasonparent.bandcamp.com/album/proverbs

lots more music at the site.

a negotiation for the delivery of regifted fancy mustard

Jessica Amber Murray
you awake?

i snagged a condiment for you, but i left it in the other pocket: smokin' stampede fume mayo sandwich spread! mild. pc. want it?

ESA
lol i had that in my fridge? didn't even know

Jessica Amber Murray
no, i picked it up at the food bank but forgot to take it out of my bag. do you want it?

ESA
not if you do

Jessica Amber Murray
well, i suspect you may appreciate it more than i, so if you'd like it it's yours.

ok, i'm late, if you want it i'll bring it later.

ESA
lol don't matta to me

see u later

beer accounting....

Jessica Amber Murray
beer accounting.....

price of beer:
price/quantity = 30/24 = 1.25

me - 6.5*1.25= 8.125
you - 5*1.25 = 6.25
illuminous - 2.5*1.25 = 3.125

i'll presume illuminous did not pay. s'ok. $3. let's split it.

3.125/2 = 1.5625
me - 8.25 + 1.5625 = 9.8125
you - 7.8125

there should be 24 - (6.5+5+2.5) = 10 beers left. 10*1.25 = 12.5.

under the assumption that you purchased those ten beers, you should have given me: 12.5 + 7.8125 = 20.3125. so, it actually worked out almost perfectly. i owe you 31.25 cents :P

ESA
hahaha awesome :D